Things I Learned since I woke up this morning

1. Tiger Woods just may be a Sex Addict! (Who knew?)

2. Mr Squiggles is contaminated! GoodGuide.com claims Zhu Zhu Pets', Mr. Squiggles the Hamster has Tin, Antimony & traces of Bromine. Antimony is the most noxious, used as a coloring agent, and can cause vomiting and diarrhea laced with blood, and even death, upon occasion.

3. Ben Nelson is a DEMOCRAT?? (Keep your God-damn laws off our bodies, you Republican in Democrat's clothing, you)

4. Australia's coasts are melting into the ocean.

5. There have been 91 breaches of security on the President since 1980. Most were fence jumpers, that were immediately apprehended. Some happened in foreign countries.

Not very many got as close to the President as the Salahis did at the White House, this past week.

6. Sarah Palin isn't really RIDING ON HER OWN BUS, on her book tour.

She flies from place to place.

7. New Lawsuit filed against Cell Phone Provider for Fatal Accident which occurred when their customer was speaking while driving.

And for safety's sake,

as well, folks.

8. The Pope listens to Muse and Tupac.

9. The EPA just Ruled that Greenhouse Gases and Climate Change are "OFFICIALLY" dangerous, and declares that Global Warming is a "danger to public health".

10. An EMERGENCY ANTI-WAR RALLY is being organized and staged this SATURDAY, DECEMBER 12, at the White House. Many anti-war politicians and activists will speak, including Dennis Kucinich.