Google: BACK OFF!

OMG, I just published my Fart Post, and I went back to edit it, and when I "re-published" it, this is what I saw:

Google you devious, money-grubbing, privacy-invading, hateful entity!

I do not WANT to know how easy it is for you to spy on me!

AND NO, just because the word "FART" was in a post doesn't meant that I WANT TO BUY A FART-SOUND MAKING MACHINE!

Leave me alone, Google.